Monday, March 3, 2008

Pass the Tissues, Please

If anyone needs to find me, I'll be on the floor of my room, wrapped around my humidifier, amongst a field of Kleenex.

Tonight, in a fever induced haze, I did something extremely rare. I cleaned out the catch-all drawer of the kitchen. Among the five million batteries, pens, screws and keys to all the past places we've lived, I stumbled across the most excellent discovery of all time. Vick's drops for a humidifier. Absolutely awesome. My room is like a menthol rain forest right now.

Oddly enough, I've never seen these things before, can't find them on the internet anywhere, and am convinced this will be a one-time experience. Which is a shame, because I can already feel the snot starting to flow.

Hallelujah, I can breathe again!

4 comments:

Burgh Baby's Mom said...

I haven't bought them in probably a year, but I last got them at Target. They are magical, so they better still be available.

Hope you're feeling better soon!

Maggie said...

Ugh. I suffered through this last week, I feel your pain. Hope you're feeling better soon.

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

Wow. A menthol rainforest. I'm going to have to find some of those little mothers and start freebasing on a regular basis. Sounds rad! :-)

Kim said...

I hope you feel better. Although, my hopes won't necessarily make it happen, but I will hope anyways :)