"Help, help! Let me out! I'm trapped in here with the crazy lady!"

"Seriously, woman, get with it. There's still a pumpkin out here and it's December already. And this window is absolutely filthy. I'm not sure I even want to stick my mouth on it, it's that bad."

"Fine, I guess I'll just have to fold my own diapers. Obviously you aren't going to do it. Now push me to my room!"

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